Thursday, May 19, 2011

Oh, For the Love of Redheads

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead.
--Lucille Ball

There is more, much more, to being a redhead than the color of one's hair.
--G. Adam Stanislave

Redheads are less than 1% of the world's population. Now that is a minority! And, I thought, one that should qualify me for school scholarship or something.
--Becky McAlpine

All throughout history, from Reuben to Robbins, redheads have been recognized as a rare breed. Blondes may have more fun, brunettes may be brainier, but when it comes down to raw energy, creativity, and just can't beat a redhead. Well, you can, but beware...she'll probably beat you back!
--Redhead Unlimited

While the rest of the species are descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.
--Mark Twain

"You'd find it easier to be bad than good if you had red hair," said Anne reproachfully. "People who haven't red hair don't know what trouble is."
--Lucy Maud Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables

Blondes are noticed but redheads are never forgotten.

Nobody who has known a redhead can say that redheads are tame. Even shy redheads have a burning spark of adventure inside them. Opinionated, hotheaded, logical, loyal, friendly, reserved, whatever the redheads' personality, you can bet they'll have SCADS of it!
--Review of The Redhead Encyclopedia

Gentlemen may prefer blondes, but it takes a real man to handle a redhead.

It's not just a hair color, it's a state of mind.
--Realm of Redheads

Redheaded people are highly intelligent. They have many admirers, and marry young.
--Unnamed London scientist

When a fellow has a home and a dear, little, red-haired wife in it what more need he ask of life?
--Lucy Maud Montgomery, Anne's House of Dreams


  1. Perfect. They marry young, they're adventurous, they sound an awful lot like YOU! My dear dear girl. This is quite enjoyable. The best part is that it's totally and completely true. Every single one. It was kind of ridiculous, actually. I am so eternally delighted with the redheads in my life. I think I'll keep you. :)

  2. This is fun! But you must change the thing about marrying young... please.