Shayne: I don't eat cereal like you, okay? I don't eat a box in a day and a...less.
Hunter: She made me look like a double-fisted donut eater!
Dania: Seth, will you buy me chocolate and some flowers?
Seth: Maybe in your dreams tonight. Let me know how it goes.
Cristina: I had really fun.
Hunter: How bout we just record ourselves and then give you a censored tape?
Rosie: And with a name like...I don't, I don't remember his name. But it was memorable.
Shayne: I can't even talk like a woman.
Hunter: That adorable dog distracted me!
Christian: It's not my fault that girls obsess over me!
Christian: I'm not even leading her on anymore!
Kyle: I like girls, but they scare me.
Jake: If you shake it like this, it rains faster!
Andrew: Yeah, he broke his femur. Like, he's done the male equivalent of childbirth.
Conrad: Caleb Cranney, bring back an Asian.
Caleb: ...You mean to marry?
Caleb: The thing is, she won't ever finish it. You could give her an atom and she'd try to split it.
Kyle: Oh, he's the nicest kid you'll ever meet. I jumped into his arms. Multiple times.
Iris: Do YOU know how monkey butt smells?
Moaks: Why is this guy famous? He sounds pretty STUPID.
Moaks: What is the point of a communist party in the U.S.? They can just...move away.
Shayne: Is that what Anakin was? Jewish? And a boy?
Brooke: Uno more times.