Alex: The more I'm around you, the more sure I am that I'm going to die. Of laughter.
Taylor: It's weird how dying in a class can actually save your life in a class. It's like a weird resurrection thing.
Dr. Stice: We're talking about Nordstrom's, I figured I'd tuck my shirt in.
Lacey: Don't you dare floor count at McDonald's!
Taylor: My dad served a mission in Japan too. Except it wasn't Japan, it was Argentina.
Jaron: You just made me happy, is that okay?
Taylor: I don't know what that has to do with anything. I just love Mr. Darcy so much!
Taylor: I just have such a long way to go. I'm like, "Hey, Miss Bennett! Let me pull up my pants here!
Taylor: I found some Asian yummy grass in my teeth.
Lacey: There's a chip in your knife!
Taylor: Someone probably tried to cut my abs.
Dania: I want a butt sweater.
Mary: I think those are called pants.
Alex: It's gotta work! I saw it on Pinterest!
Alex: Dani, I don't know if you know this...but you're not a typical girl.
Alex: [sigh] We're the funniest people I know.
Lacey: Dang it Dani! It's official. My library card in Wisconsin is expired.
Dania: What's going on out there?
Alex: Migration of squirrels.
Lacey: Does anyone ever NEED chocolate, Dani?
Lacey: Good point.
Alex: I feel strangely naked.
Dallin: You can rent puppies? Isn't that like prostitution?
Dr. Stice: If you're from Lehi, you gotta take your fun where you can get it.
Kid in Class: I'm from Eager, Arizona. It's about an hour from Snowflake.
Dr. Stice: When you're giving directions off of where Snowflake is, you're in trouble.
Dr. Stice: We gotta get management in here. We've got someone who understands the DuPont framework in aisle five.
Dr. Stice: I'm a bad guy, but I'm not THAT bad a guy. I wouldn't underline and bold and put in a giant font something that's irrelevant.
Dr. Stice: You assumed wrong. You missed the question. Go away.
Dr. Stice: You become powerful. You become better than other people, and that's what it's all about.
Taylor: It's like the Spirit, but math!
Taylor: Look guys. If I didn't laugh at my jokes, no one would.
Taylor: We're all planning out my schedule, cause I'm the center of the universe.
Taylor: Last night I had a dream I was pregnant. And I was like, "What the freak, I'm a guy! This isn't even supposed to happen."
Dania: Lacey, will you bring me something delicious?
Taylor: I'm already here.
Taylor: Don't wear bows on your mission.
Dania: Why not?
Taylor: You'll be too attractive.
Aaron: Man, my thinking cap is making my head hurt!
Nate-Dawg: Variables--the more the...not merry.
Taylor: Do you paper. And don't talk to boys. Especially your boyfriend. Okay, we can hang out sometime, but make sure I don't have anything hard or sharp in the near vicinity.
Taylor: I miss cha-cha like a mother. ...misses her child.
Student from Texas: Remember the Alamo!
Dr. Stice: Remember the Alamo, yes, I remember it all the time.
Dr. Stice: We're just 4 years from budgetary nirvana!
Dr. Stice: If you haven't seen the movie What's Up Doc, I don't know how to help you. If you see any other movie between now and What's Up Doc, you're wasting your time.
Ethan: Our faucet is slower than a snail on a turtle's back.
Taylor: I don't know the words very well, cause there's a lot of 'em.
Brother Dorius: Tucanos at 9 o'clock at night can kill a middle-aged man.