- If you are a female with the first name of Mary, you really should avoid seriously dating men whose last names are holidays. Especially when the holiday is Christmas.
- It is never--and I mean never--safe to ask a woman when her baby is due. Sometimes her child is not a nine-month-old fetus, but a nine-month-old baby.
- That lady who looks dead in her car probably isn't actually dead.
- Though the postman may wear a funny hat, he really doesn't have a hidden agenda.
- Sentimental songs, sleep deprivation, and loneliness are a terrible combination.
- Otis Spunkmeyer cookies are beyond addicting.
Monday, June 13, 2011
Lessons Learned
There are certain life lessons that are occasionally learned at work. Random as they may be, I feel that it is important for each of you to take these lessons into your heart, as I have into mine.
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"Sentimental songs, sleep deprivation, and loneliness are a terrible combination."
ReplyDeleteLesson learned, do I obey the lesson always? No. Does it ALWAYS make me miserable? Guaranteed.
Number 5- this is all I have to say to you: leave me the heck alone! You are one lesson I don't think I'll ever really learn.
ReplyDeleteHa ha. #5 it's a killer.
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