Tami: (About Abuduction, with Taylor Lautner.) Do you realize how many girls are gonna watch this?!
Tami: Oh my gosh, I think he has more muscles in this one!
Tami: Oh my gosh! Is this it? It is! (About Breaking Dawn preview.)
Caleb: I'm nice...to myself...
Caleb: The world doesn't need kind people!
Caleb: You were ready for 16 at age 5!
Dania: I look like a man.
Caleb: No you don't. (In a deep voice) I look like a man.
Caleb: But it's so much fun to not walk around with a soggy diaper!
Tori: Less talk, more snore.
Tori: It is so hot! Why in the world did God create so much heat?!
Dania: Where are your eyes?
Caleb: Oh, that is a good calf muscle picture. It's like I have abs on my legs!
Dania: It's not my fault he's funny.
Caleb: Hi Benny, do you want to gaze longingly into my eyes?
Tori: With great power comes a great need to take a nap.
Caleb: It takes a true woman to laugh at her own jokes with such intensity.
Caleb: Oh yes, like mother, like daughter. Twice.
Kirsti: Get a man.
Andrea: We should all take a boxing class together.
Becca: I would like that, actually. I have a lot of rage.
Andrea: There is nothing in this world like a sugar cookie cookie dough.
Dad: No, we don't need those. The rain dancers need to be shot.
Benny: I bought this for you. It's mine.
Benny: Did you burp, Dania? Did you burp? You did--you did it by youself. Happy burpday, Dania.
Shayne: I'm the only Shayne-boy I kn...I'm a girl.
Shayne: I don't know why I'm not hungry. I think I just ate--oh, I just brushed my teeth.
Amber: And I actually have closed my heart, which is BAD!