Iris: [Singing] I wanna be Old McDonald's clown.
Brooke: I swear, somebody intricately placed popcorn everywhere.
Shayne: What do you think separated? The egg from the nog?
Dr. Crandall: It's pressing against my huge cranium.
Rachel: Don't let the scary clowns ruin your entire clown experience.
Rachel: [Of Harry Potter] I read them like scriptures!
Jasmine: I wish I didn't feel guilty drawing on the Sabbath.
Mommy: Why are our waffles singing? Christmas carols?
Tori: Goodbye, dead one.
Tori: Sheepie! Why are you so fast?! Oh, it's a goat.
Tori: I had a dream I was eating a bagel, and here they are!
Mommy: Dang that guy looks like Satan!
Benny: [With my sweater tied around his neck like a scarf] Dania, look at my pretty new dress!
Dania: Benny, after Santa comes down the chimney, what happens?
Benny: Then he gives me a present, and what's inside?! [Gasp] It's a dog!
Mommy: I thought there was a dead turkey in our driveway, but it was a rock.
Mommy: Is he a runner? Cause he kinda has muscles for a runner...
Mommy: Are you in a wit-match?
Tori: Yes, it's better than a battle of the twits.
Tori: That didn't come out exactly as I planned.
Tori: I don't feel like eating.
Dania: I feel like eating biscuits and gravy.
Tori: Yes! I feel like eating again!
Tori: You have luck finding your house when you grow up and get married!
Mommy: What would you like?
Mommy: What kind of meat? Ham?
Mommy: What kind, then?
Tori: The brown meat, cut in strips.